ellen and elton don't even enter the equation.

i heard a homosexual person say that they would not consider dating a bisexual person because they wanted someone who could give them their "everything."

well this is silly, because you can only give some things to some people anyway, and that isnt any more negotiable than your sexuality is.

for example;

i can smile at anyone with my mouth, but i only smile at some people with my eyes... i do not choose to do either.

if you are going to call something greedy, you should perhaps check first if what they have is in fact rationed.

congratulations

claire: she is gay too...
mum: well what do you want for her, a medal?
claire: yes.

mother tutting is the soundtrack to my life