Monday, September 28, 2009

halfway to 42




castle
500 steps
is it just me or is everything shit?
bike lock
teapot
sparkles
rum rum rum rum rum
new dresses
french boy
dub step
jammin
freezing piggybacks
walks of shame
touchable bubbles
glowing balloons
family
dog toy
crayons
rainbows
hamster bedding
singing for a day
hangovers
confusion
overdoing it
quorn cocktail sausages
sweeping pommygranitzz
crown
mocking peacocks
carlsberg
lots more carlsberg
absolutley fabulous
too much bling
too many hats
cake
hilarious meals
spinning rooms
stamps everywhere
mix and match friends
media
glittery cards
second hand camera
97 loveloves
hugs
free blue juice
pocahontas
eat natural bars
diet coke
bikes rabbits roses
ruby slippers
trauma
bed wetting
i have never
talking to everyone
gone hips
ann summers costumes
surprises
blisters
stir fry in bed
mock champers
lipstick everywhere



thank you thank you thank you






erica

"i am suffocated by the weight of your collective disapproval"

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

ellen and elton don't even enter the equation.

i heard a homosexual person say that they would not consider dating a bisexual person because they wanted someone who could give them their "everything."

well this is silly, because you can only give some things to some people anyway, and that isnt any more negotiable than your sexuality is.

for example;

i can smile at anyone with my mouth, but i only smile at some people with my eyes... i do not choose to do either.

if you are going to call something greedy, you should perhaps check first if what they have is in fact rationed.

one day


one day i am going to keep a tally on one arm of how often i have a silly thought about death and a tally on the other of how often i think about my appearence and i shall report back with numbers, and then get a real hobby and maybe a grip.


congratulations

claire: she is gay too...
mum: well what do you want for her, a medal?
claire: yes.

mother tutting is the soundtrack to my life

scent

i held a skirt which belonged to my grandma who has been dead for over ten years and it felt as though she was alive again for a few seconds.