cruises for bruises

sooner or later, someone is bound to slip up.

tickled

today we were asked what we wanted to do after our degrees re: our degrees.

i said "well i want to move to canada" and people laughed but it wasnt supposed to be funny.

someone else said "i want to write the ingredients on shampoo bottles" which was.

halfway to 42

castle
500 steps
is it just me or is everything shit?
bike lock
teapot
sparkles
rum rum rum rum rum
new dresses
french boy
dub step
jammin
freezing piggybacks
walks of shame
touchable bubbles
glowing balloons
family
dog toy
crayons
rainbows
hamster bedding
singing for a day
hangovers
confusion
overdoing it
quorn cocktail sausages
sweeping pommygranitzz
crown
mocking peacocks
carlsberg
lots more carlsberg
absolutley fabulous
too much bling
too many hats
cake
hilarious meals
spinning rooms
stamps everywhere
mix and match friends
media
glittery cards
second hand camera
97 loveloves
hugs
free blue juice
pocahontas
eat natural bars
diet coke
bikes rabbits roses
ruby slippers
trauma
bed wetting
i have never
talking to everyone
gone hips
ann summers costumes
surprises
blisters
stir fry in bed
mock champers
lipstick everywhere



thank you thank you thank you

a boy says to a girl

"stop it! you are more patronising than custard. "

festival

honey slaves

wombats

millenium gussets

hobgoblins

plie?