independent and growing up

often replace lonely and worried without permission.

i don't want you 'til you're cheap

he said

without noticing at all.

tell me

why do people who really want to travel buy cats and dogs? it is selfish.

a hamster is a handful, any way you look at it.

swap?

On "wife swap" a black man just claimed that a white woman lived in a world without discrimination and explained that he wanted to burst her bubble a little bit,
open her eyes if you will.

Now while i agree that he absolutley did the right thing, the assumption that "discrimination" does not account for gender, class, sexuality and disability irritated me somwhat.

beautiful days

belgium is ridiculously underrated.

festival

honey slaves

wombats

millenium gussets

hobgoblins

plie?

why we like bad boys

someone who has the capacity to fuck you up but doesnt actually do it is granting you a conscious favour.

good boys arent doing anything except being better people.

death

can
halt
disorder

perhaps no women

is happy with herself inside and out.

and

perhaps most women

would rather be big and satisfied rather than small and insecure.

diapause

triops can survive in egg form during drouts for up to 15 years...
there is a metaphor in this somewhere.

the gap you dont leave when you leave

i reckon everybody likes to think that they create a void when they disappear.

why older men might think they want me

precocious
tight

the flowers got me thinking

id hate to be a flower because if i was a flower i would have to drink the wee of people just like me.

the internet is a funny thing

this week on facebook it was suggested on my mini-feed that i "become a fan of rough sex."
as if it wasnt enough that my whole life is plastered on this social networking train wreck of a website, you can now find out if i like my porch shaken or stirred.

space wasting

i apologise in advance.