became a fan of...

i was recommended the chinese horoscope application on facebook.

on the first day in months that i came close to exceeding my recommended daily allowance i read this:

Be vigilant as far as your food is concerned so as to avoid taking on weight which would transform itself into horrible folds of fat.

i think the chinese horoscope understands my needs.

"claire, sometimes i think i just made you up"

yesterday i finally had 16 hours lying in bed in my cheshire bedroom to read "the perks of being a wallflower" by stephen chbosky. it is the first time for many years that i have done any of the above, and it was lovely. finally, i read a book that listened to me.

the other night i spent the early hours of the morning watching the extras on the mary poppins dvd. there was some video and sound extracts from the premiere and it was fascinating and really quite magical to watch... nobody seemed real. julie andrews is such a gracious swan, i love everything i know about her.

two christmas miracles: rage against the machine got to number one... i ate my weight in sin and lost half a stone.

if but hopefully

when i have children i will smack them when they are ridiculous but also make sure they have an imagination, manners, 5 portions of fruit and vegetables a day and absences from school for (only partially) educational days out.

the rest will have to weave itself i guess.

halfway to 42

castle
500 steps
is it just me or is everything shit?
bike lock
teapot
sparkles
rum rum rum rum rum
new dresses
french boy
dub step
jammin
freezing piggybacks
walks of shame
touchable bubbles
glowing balloons
family
dog toy
crayons
rainbows
hamster bedding
singing for a day
hangovers
confusion
overdoing it
quorn cocktail sausages
sweeping pommygranitzz
crown
mocking peacocks
carlsberg
lots more carlsberg
absolutley fabulous
too much bling
too many hats
cake
hilarious meals
spinning rooms
stamps everywhere
mix and match friends
media
glittery cards
second hand camera
97 loveloves
hugs
free blue juice
pocahontas
eat natural bars
diet coke
bikes rabbits roses
ruby slippers
trauma
bed wetting
i have never
talking to everyone
gone hips
ann summers costumes
surprises
blisters
stir fry in bed
mock champers
lipstick everywhere



thank you thank you thank you